Sip, Stumble, Repeat: Ballard’s Cocktail Trail Is Basically Walking Through a Kale Salad
THE DETAILS: —The Ballard Cocktail Trail is on Friday, December 12, 2025, from 6-9 PM (rain or shine). —Tickets are…
Tag: Shopping
I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick
Big Tech has finally invented the perfect device for people who think walking into traffic while staring at their phones…
Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…
“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”
OMG! 🙄 “It’s A Wonderful Life” 😇 screening after Black Friday shopping! 🛍️💸 An angel 👼 shows a businessman 💼…
Black Friday: Bands Battle, You Party (Because Shopping Is So Last Year)
OMG!😱 The Official Black Friday Bayou Classic Battle of the Bands + Welcome Affair Upscale Alumni After Party is back!…
Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026
OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…
ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending
Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is…
Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…
OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!
**OMG! ☕The Gilmore Girls are invading Downtown Parker, CO!** Prepare for the 25th Anniversary of overpriced coffee, shopping🛍️, and maybe…
ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps
Oh, great, another overpriced gadget from ASUS Republic of Gamers! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the pricing for the ROG…