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AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
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AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Behold! 🀑 The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! πŸŽ‰ To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…

Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
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Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…

Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ) indie games. Let’s play…

Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners
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Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Comedians TRY to be funny, get baked AF at a SECRET location, then FAIL at more jokes!** πŸ˜‚…

WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion
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WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**IT’S OFFICIAL!πŸ‘΄πŸ» BOSSMAN ENT, FAB 5, KYLE AND TAP ARE THROWING A KICKOFF PARTY! πŸŽ‰ Remember Village Inn Friday Nights?…

Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

Power Metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Gloryhammer in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Gloryhammer in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

British power metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

Alestorm in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Alestorm in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

Scottish heavy metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER
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KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

OMG! Can you believe it? After like, five whole months of pretending he wasn’t already packing his bags πŸ’Ό, Kelly…

Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums
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Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! China’s at it again, weaponizing “rare earth minerals” – sounds like some commie plot from a Tom…

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