Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…
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Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…
Senator Settles Debt To Cookie Vendor After Six Long Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Sen. Roger Marshall, who just settled a six-year-old debt with a…
Philadelphia House Suddenly Remembers Woman Who Vanished Eight Years Ago
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nicole Fusaro, a 27-year-old woman who went missing…
Bro Discovered Sleep Token 💀
One Sleep Token song later and bro thinks he's the king of the underground. 💀🤘 #FunnyAsHell #SleepToken #Metalhead #MetalMeme #SpiderMan3…
Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album
I mean, seriously, Devin Townsend is a force to be reckoned with, and his latest announcement has left us all…
Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Jaguar, the luxury car brand, just unveiled its new electric vehicle,…
Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…
John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…
Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy news? 🤯 BLACK VEIL BRIDES’ new album “Vindicate” is a thing,…