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Immolation in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
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Immolation in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Technical death metal from Vancouver, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Undeath in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Undeath in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death metal from Rochester, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Crown Magnetar in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Crown Magnetar in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Deathcore from Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death Metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…

Disney+ Randomly Decides to Ruin Your Life by Ending The Bear This June Because Who Needs Happiness Anyway
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Disney+ Randomly Decides to Ruin Your Life by Ending The Bear This June Because Who Needs Happiness Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨️ The final season of The Bear is coming to Disney+ this summer, and we’re all just…

Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed
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Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Xbox’s long-awaited Stranger Than Heaven presentation finally dropped, and boy, was it a wild ride 🎢! The biggest question on…

Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Xbox Showcase Today Will Probably Delay Project Helix Again
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Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Xbox Showcase Today Will Probably Delay Project Helix Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped announcement in gaming history: the next generation of Xbox is coming!…

Alex Terrible Vs. Cameron Delano (BKFC Blood 4 Blood event)
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Alex Terrible Vs. Cameron Delano (BKFC Blood 4 Blood event)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Alex Terrible from Slaughter to Prevail falls to the floor from a punch by Cameron Delano Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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