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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…

Marvel Reboots Something Else You Forgot Existed Into A TV Series
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Marvel Reboots Something Else You Forgot Existed Into A TV Series

FinnOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

It’s no secret that Marvel’s live-action TV output has slowed down significantly in the last few years. The early 2020s…

Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently
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Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to bring down energy costs, and I’ve…

When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘
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When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2026

When the headliner is so heavy, even the dinosaurs feel it. 🦖💀 Turn it up! #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Deathcore #MetalFestival #BassDrop…

Deen Castronovo’s drum solo now a literal heart stopper
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Deen Castronovo’s drum solo now a literal heart stopper

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near: Journey’s drummer Deen Castronovo had a medical emergency during a concert 🤯! I mean,…

Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old
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Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨 Ian Hill, the founding bassist of Judas Priest, has announced his retirement from the band, and…

Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless
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Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of affordable housing in the US, and let me tell you,…

When the Singer Says “We’re Family” 😂🤘
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When the Singer Says “We’re Family” 😂🤘

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2026

“We’re all family here!” — VIP package: $300. 💀 Family comes at a premium. #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalMeme #MetalBand #VIP…

Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
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Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…

Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently
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Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that he won’t attack Iran again…

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