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Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Avant-garde/Technical Death Metal from New Zealand (Ulcerate's gig was cancelled due to the club's poor condition – at one point,…

Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Black Metal from Portland, Oregon (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House Music…

Primeval Well in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Primeval Well in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House…

Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please
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Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈZach Roerig will grace us on Sunday, Nov 9th (times vary)!** Prepare for selfies (2 ppl max!) & autographs…

Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting
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Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**Attention, fellow vampire stalkers!πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ Matt Davis aka Alaric Saltzman is gracing us with his presence on Sunday, Nov 9th (times…

Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle
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Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for The Vanguard’s “epic” Extra-Life Campaign!** πŸ™„ Join us for a marathon of D&D and TTRPGs at…

Matt Davis’ Table: A Tragedy in Wood
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Matt Davis’ Table: A Tragedy in Wood

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ Matt Davis is gracing us mere mortals on Sunday, Nov 9th! πŸ—“οΈ Times? Who cares, just show up!…

Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped
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Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG, Kylie Sonique Love is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/09/2025! 🀩 “Do it like Dolly!” Pre-show Meet & Greet at…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🀣…

CNN Thinks You Still Hate Trump (as if you needed reminding)
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CNN Thinks You Still Hate Trump (as if you needed reminding)

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! They’re twisting the results of…

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