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TFcon Los Angeles 2026: Where Robots and Humans Finally Agree on One Thing—We’re All Just Waiting for 2027

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

**TFcon LA: Where Transformers Fans Go to Spend Money on Autographs They Could Print at Home!** Get ready for the…

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“Die Magische Stuhl-Tanz-Therapie von Marcel Hübenthal: SYNAMIK™ – Weil Reden über Probleme so 2020 ist!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Bereit für Deine persönliche Seifenoper? Systemische Aufstellungen nach SYNAMIK™ – wo Deine Probleme zur Familienfeier werden! Hast Du Probleme? Keine…

Opeth in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)
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Opeth in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Progressive metal from Stockholm, Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Katatonia in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)
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Katatonia in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Heavy metal band from Stockholm, Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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2026 FuelFest West Palm Beach: Where Gas Guzzlers Get Their Glory

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Get ready for year 5 in South Florida! FuelFest is invading the South Florida Fairgrounds like it’s a Fast &…

Macabre in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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Macabre in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Death Metal from Turnersville, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Incantation in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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Incantation in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Death Metal from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
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SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…

All Hell in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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All Hell in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Black/Thrash Metal from Asheville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Interceptor in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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Interceptor in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Black/Heavy/Speed Metal from Charleston, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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