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Costco vs Trump: A Warehouse War of Epic Proportions
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Costco vs Trump: A Warehouse War of Epic Proportions

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s decided to show their true colors! Costco, that bastion of bulk bargains, is now suing…

Lindemann in Kraków, Poland (12/01/2025)
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Lindemann in Kraków, Poland (12/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 2, 2025

German Industrial metal project fronted by vocalist Till Lindemann Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
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Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…

IO Interactive CEO Accidentally Sort Of Maybe Mentions Hitman 4 (But Who Cares? CO-OP IS HERE, BABYYYY)
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IO Interactive CEO Accidentally Sort Of Maybe Mentions Hitman 4 (But Who Cares? CO-OP IS HERE, BABYYYY)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive’s CEO, Hakan Abrak, just said about the future of Hitman! Turns out,…

The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist
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The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! THE CROWN, those Swedish death/thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are finally calling it quits! After…

AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore
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AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…

Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn
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Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming! Prepare for Olympians, urban riders, and local legends. From the Scottish Highlands to…

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