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Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
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Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Another band member bites the dust! ๐Ÿ’€ Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…

Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs
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Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Dragula’s Fantasia Royale Gaga is gracing Ink N Ivy with her presence! ๐Ÿ’… Get ready for a Pride…

Brutal Assault vibes!
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Brutal Assault vibes!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2025

When the metal crushes you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show
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New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it…

TIFF 2025: Prepare Your Wallets, Film Snobs, The Criterion Collection’s Garage Sale Hits Canada
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TIFF 2025: Prepare Your Wallets, Film Snobs, The Criterion Collection’s Garage Sale Hits Canada

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants! The illustrious Criterion Mobile Closet, a beacon of cinematic snobbery, is gracing the plebeian lands of TIFF…

Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers
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Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers

FinnAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Thanos, that big purple grape๐Ÿ‡ who got turned into dust and then got his head lopped off in Avengers: Endgame…

Circle Pit on Pig Destroyer set (Brutal Assault 2025)
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Circle Pit on Pig Destroyer set (Brutal Assault 2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

That was epic! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is…

Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
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Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show ๐ŸŽค (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…

CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
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CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…

Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
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Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is a self-proclaimed sports…

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