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Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever
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Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

CORONER, those Swiss dudes who peaked in the ’80s, are BACK! 🀣 With a new album, “Dissonance Theory,” dropping on…

Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
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Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** 🀩 Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…

Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
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Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ί One night only! πŸŽ‰ Horror shorts, vendors, merch! πŸ›οΈ…

Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!
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Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?
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SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

So, apparently, SEPULTURA, the band that’s been threatening to retire since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, has a new drummer.…

CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?
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CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! A socialist Democrat, Zohran Mamdani, might actually become the mayor of New York City? This is what…

Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
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Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! πŸ™„ Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…

GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
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GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🀣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…

Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not
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Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG 😱 Swifties, brace yourselves! Taylor Swift, our queen of Easter eggs and calculated chaos, is *finally* gracing us with…

Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
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Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”πŸ‘‘, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win America’s…

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