CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…
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Luigi Mangione dodges lethal injection, judge says “nah fam, let’s not”
Yet Another Win for Woke Lunacy: Mangione Won’t Face Death Penalty for Murdering CEO Oh, look, folks! Another shining example…
‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…
🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺
Since the invasion of Ukraine 🇺🇦, the vast majority of international artists have boycotted Russia 🚫. However, not everyone joined…
Behold! The Ultimate Tribute to PAUL DI’ANNO: A Limited-Edition Statue That’ll Make Your Iron Maiden Shrine Complete (Or Just Collect Dust)
Wow, the rock world is shaking in its platform boots because KnuckleBonz just dropped a limited-edition statue of Paul Di’Anno,…
Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…
Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors
Canada’s video game industry is worth $5.1 billion, and apparently, the best way to celebrate that is by throwing a…
Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…
OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America
Hold onto your grandmother’s ashes, folks, because Florida’s favorite crypt-keepers, OBITUARY, are dragging their rotting carcasses out of the swamp…
“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”
🚨 Climate Crisis Debate Alert! 🚨 The top 6 polling candidates for California Governor will debate the climate crisis—except for…