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85% Sold Out Ken-Y Live Concert and Pre-Valentine’s Day Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready for Ken-Y Live in concert at Stereo Nightclub Chicago! CNE, LME, & Stereo Nightclub Present Ken-Y, singing all…

AFC & NFC Championship Sunday Sleepover Where Everyone Pretends to Watch Football While Crying About Refs
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AFC & NFC Championship Sunday Sleepover Where Everyone Pretends to Watch Football While Crying About Refs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Break out the flannel, because football is finally ready to #FigureYoShitOut. 🏈 On Sunday, January 25, 2026, the Underpass Lounge…

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United’s Presence and Encounter: How We Magically Appeared Somewhere We Weren’t Supposed to Be

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

A massive God-bothering fest is coming to Jenkins Theatre at the Lake Michigan College Mendel Center to pray for a…

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Manhattan Vintage | Winter 2026 Show | January 30: Where Old Clothes Get a Second Chance at Being Overpriced

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

What’s it all about? Manhattan Vintage is NYC’s biggest retro fashion circus. Gothamist calls it “the Beyoncé concert of the…

Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’
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Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…

Watch: URIAH HEEP Celebrates 50 Years of Existence by Finally Getting Rid of Their Only Remaining Original Member, Mick Box
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Watch: URIAH HEEP Celebrates 50 Years of Existence by Finally Getting Rid of Their Only Remaining Original Member, Mick Box

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Uriah Heep Kicks Off Scandinavian ‘Magician’s Farewell’ Tour in Tampere—Because Even Legends Need a Nap 😴🎸 In a move that…

SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Demolishes LUDACRIS With Epic Verdict: ‘A Coward’ For Ditching KID ROCK’s ‘Rock The Country’ Festival
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SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Demolishes LUDACRIS With Epic Verdict: ‘A Coward’ For Ditching KID ROCK’s ‘Rock The Country’ Festival

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Get ready to clutch your pearls and hide your keyboards, because the internet’s favorite symphony of outrage has found its…

Wednesday 13 in New York, NY (01/23/2026)
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Wednesday 13 in New York, NY (01/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Joseph Michael Poole is here! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

80s New Wave Night Promises Dark Vibes And Sad Synths
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80s New Wave Night Promises Dark Vibes And Sad Synths

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

🚨 NEW WAVE ALERT: The ghost of 1984 is haunting Ridgewood! 🚨 Brooklyn’s favorite nostalgia trip is back, dragging its…

Olympic Snowboarder Turned FBI Fugitive Ryan Wedding Finally Catches The Police
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Olympic Snowboarder Turned FBI Fugitive Ryan Wedding Finally Catches The Police

Big ElephantJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Woke Canadian Snowboarder Busted: Turns Out His ‘Parallel Turns’ Were Just a Diversion for a Massive Cocaine Ring! You Won’t…

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