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Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

Power Metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Gloryhammer in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Gloryhammer in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

British power metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Alestorm in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Alestorm in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

Scottish heavy metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER
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KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

OMG! Can you believe it? After like, five whole months of pretending he wasn’t already packing his bags 💼, Kelly…

Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums
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Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! China’s at it again, weaponizing “rare earth minerals” – sounds like some commie plot from a Tom…

Our Metal Threat Fest 2025 — from vodka shots to hospital shots!
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Our Metal Threat Fest 2025 — from vodka shots to hospital shots!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

This year’s fest was surrounded by controversy — more than half of the European metal bands didn’t show up after…

ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY
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ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! Doors at 7 PM, but the REAL party starts at 8 PM! 🤪 Dance party? More like a desperation…

Short Film Night: Prepare for Disappointment
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Short Film Night: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 😱An “Open Mic For Short Films Night” at Main Drag Music?!** Submit your cinematic trash by October 12th, 2025!…

Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk
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Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! Eris Mainstage is hosting RecRoom’s first LIVE sketch comedy show at 7:00 PM (doors open 6:30 PM)! 🤣 A…

Comedy So Clean, It’s Basically Sanitized
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Comedy So Clean, It’s Basically Sanitized

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 🤣 “It’s Ok 2 Laugh” presents a Dinner & Comedy Show. Two coarse dinner? 🤡 Grand Yesha Ballroom, Sunday,…

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