Get ready to panic-buy tickets for the South Florida Strawberry Festival in Boca Raton on January 17, 18 & 19, 2026! 🍓
Stop whatever you’re doing! The **South Florida Strawberry Festival** is back at **South County Regional Park**, 12551 Glades Road, Boca Raton, FL 33498, and you absolutely cannot miss the **America’s Got Talent** stunt dog show or the **Strawberry Eating Competition**. 🐕
Test your fear of heights on the **Berry-Go-Round** and **Scrambler** rides, or relive your childhood bounce trauma at the **Inflatable Adventure Village** by **FOMO Bounce**. 🎈 Want to pet a capybara while eating a **Dubai chocolate-dipped strawberry**? Obviously, you do.
**Event Details:**
* **When:** January 17, 18 & 19, 2026
* **Hours:** Sat/Sun 10am–6pm | Mon 10am–5pm (MLK Jr. Day)
* **Parking:** Free (unless you pay $10 for VIP across the street or $20 for Premium VIP).
* **Tickets:** Use code **STRAWBERRY26** for $15 entry or $32 for the wristband (pre-tax). Kids 2 & under are free (lucky them).
Bring your phone (no printing allowed), leave your pets and bikes at home, and prepare for rain or shine chaos! 🚀
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