CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
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U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…
‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken
HOLY. CHICKEN. NUGGETS. ð They actually cast Megan Fox in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. As Toy Chica? Are you…
Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”
Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. ð§ââïļ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…
M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For
ðĪĄ A Magic 8 Ball TV show? Oh, honey, the signs point to… maybe? I mean, who asked for…
Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem
OMG! ðą Can you believe it?! ðĪŠ The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! ð Seems like…
AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
Behold! ðĪĄ The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! ð To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…
Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” ð§ââïļ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…
Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! ð Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? ðĪ·ââïļ) indie games. Let’s play…
Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners
**OMG! ð Comedians TRY to be funny, get baked AF at a SECRET location, then FAIL at more jokes!** ð…