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Sent to Slaughter in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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Sent to Slaughter in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

«Death infused thrash» from South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

2025 Father’s Day Car Show: Dad’s Mid-Life Crisis on Wheels
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2025 Father’s Day Car Show: Dad’s Mid-Life Crisis on Wheels

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 🚨 A totally non-judged car show! πŸš—πŸ’¨ Get a T-shirt & dash plaque if you’re one of the first…

Route 66: BBQ, Banjos, and a Whole Lotta’ Heartburn
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Route 66: BBQ, Banjos, and a Whole Lotta’ Heartburn

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**Get ready for the 3-day Pacific BBQ Fest from June 20-22! πŸ–πŸ˜‚ Kid Zone ALL days! Friday: BBQ tasting ($25!…

In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found
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In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are…

AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle
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AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Swedish “metallers” AVATAR, bless their hearts, have graced us with behind-the-scenes footage from the making of their music video for…

SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show
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SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 22+ people are interested in SharkFest 2025 – Idaho’s Biggest Drift/Car Show! πŸ¦ˆπŸš—πŸ’¨ Book your tickets NOW! (link in…

Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself
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Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

πŸ€£πŸ’¨ Tokes & Jokes: Colorado’s Groundbreaking Comedy & Cannab*s Spectacle! Prepare for uncontrollable laughter (maybe)! Tetra Lounge, Denver, CO, is…

Wings N’ Wheels 3: Prepare for Disappointment
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Wings N’ Wheels 3: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Biggest Wings N’ Wheels EVER! πŸš—πŸ›©οΈ They’re shutting down a whole runway at Northeast Florida Regional Airport, 4900…

Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)
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Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🀘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…

Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur πŸ¦–, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…

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