**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM Swipe fatigue? Losers compete for a “lucky” lady, but they can’t speak 🙊. Games include calling MOM 🤣 & phone unlocks 🔓. Two remain, voices are heard 🗣️, and the “winner” gets a date at the bar 🍻. Wristbands show status, wingcouples with wings 🪽 help the shy. Seen on CBS & Time Out LA!**
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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