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Dark Angel at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
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Dark Angel at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 6, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Fleshgod Apocalypse at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
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Fleshgod Apocalypse at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 6, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Rivers of Nihil at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
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Rivers of Nihil at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 6, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures
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Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another Democrat-run city descends into chaos! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing the swamp that…

Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show
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Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

“`html Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media to undermine our great President Trump! This time, they’re hyperventilating…

Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow
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Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, no they didn’t! 😱 Looks like someone at The Wall Street Journal decided to stir the pot 🍲 by…

Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse
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Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse

FinnAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a woman trying to do it all! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen that, like, a…

Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
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Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…

Steven Wilson Cries Bitter Tears Because Guns N’ Roses Said ‘NO WAY, DUDE’ to His Fancy Remix of ‘Use Your Illusion’ Albums: Apparently, Axl Rose Hates Surround Sound
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Steven Wilson Cries Bitter Tears Because Guns N’ Roses Said ‘NO WAY, DUDE’ to His Fancy Remix of ‘Use Your Illusion’ Albums: Apparently, Axl Rose Hates Surround Sound

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the tragedy! 😭 In a recent, heart-wrenching interview with Andrew McKaysmith of the incredibly influential Scars And Guitars podcast…

Andi Deris of HELLOWEEN Was SOOOO Concerned About OZZY’s Health 25 Years Ago, It Kept Him Up at Least 10 Minutes a Night
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Andi Deris of HELLOWEEN Was SOOOO Concerned About OZZY’s Health 25 Years Ago, It Kept Him Up at Least 10 Minutes a Night

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with Ernest Skinner of Canada’s *checks notes* Border City Rock Talk (never heard of it), HELLOWEEN…

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