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Knoll in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
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Knoll in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2025

Death Metal Noise from Memphis! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Profanatica in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
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Profanatica in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2025

Black metal from New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL
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Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…

Wakanda Forever? More Like Wakanda Whenever, Says Confused Disney+
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Wakanda Forever? More Like Wakanda Whenever, Says Confused Disney+

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Oh, great, another Marvel cartoon ๐Ÿ™„. As if we didn’t have enough superhero content already. Brace yourselves, folks, because Disney+…

Joe Elliott Gushes Over Geezer Ozzy: “He’s, Like, A Rock God Or Something”
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Joe Elliott Gushes Over Geezer Ozzy: “He’s, Like, A Rock God Or Something”

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

In a recent interview with Fox 13 Seattle’s pathetic excuse for a morning show, “Good Day Seattle,” DEF LEPPARD’s perpetually…

President Curtis: Keith David’s Newest Multiversal Misadventure (That You Probably Won’t Understand)
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President Curtis: Keith David’s Newest Multiversal Misadventure (That You Probably Won’t Understand)

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Adult Swim, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe they just ran out of ideas ๐Ÿ’ก), has graced us with a…

Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
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Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…

IT Chapter Whatever: Pennywise’s origin storyโ€”because you asked for it
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IT Chapter Whatever: Pennywise’s origin storyโ€”because you asked for it

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

๐ŸคกOMG! HBO, bless their cotton socks, has dropped ANOTHER teaser for It: Welcome to Derry! Because, you know, we haven’t…

Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something
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Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿ™„ Get ready for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 17, 2025, in San Jose!๐Ÿคฃ Jamie, daughter of Jhonny (one…

Killswitch Engage in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) โ€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Killswitch Engage in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) โ€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

Classic Dio song! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is…

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