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SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
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SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…

Oops! All 7 “Missing” Folks Found (and Extra Crispy) at Exploded Fireworks Warehouse
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Oops! All 7 “Missing” Folks Found (and Extra Crispy) at Exploded Fireworks Warehouse

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, but let’s be honest, folks, is this really just an accident? A fireworks warehouse explodes in…

Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
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Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

American death metal from Centereach, New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Devourment in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Devourment in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

American death metal band from Dallas, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Bodybox in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Bodybox in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Orlando, Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Distant in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Distant in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

Deathcore band from the Netherlands and Slovakia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
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‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…

Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
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Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…

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