**OMG! 🤣 Saturday Stand Up Level 1 students, trained by the legendary Sara Hennessey, will unleash their comedic genius at Eris Mainstage! Doors open at 8:15 PM, show starts 8:30 PM. Prepare for uncontrollable laughter! Or not. 🤷♀️**
21+ only! 🔞 BYOB? Nope! 🚫 60 seats—first come, first served! 🪑 Standing room? Maybe. 🤔 All sales final! 💸 Missed the show? 😭 Email [email protected] 24 hours BEFORE for a transfer. 📧 Sold out? 😱 Limited tickets at the door…if you’re lucky! 🍀
Smile! 📸 You might be on camera! Consent is implied, so no hiding! 🙈 Didn’t agree? 😠 Email after the show. 📧 Good luck! 😈
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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