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Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
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Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**OMG! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…

ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
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ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…

SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
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SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius πŸ™„ behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

Kaboom! America’s Birthday: Where Cars Die and Skies Explode
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Kaboom! America’s Birthday: Where Cars Die and Skies Explode

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for July 5, 2025! Independence Day Demolition Derby & Fireworks! πŸŽ†Sponsored by Dolce Vita Pizzeria & Grill…

Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy
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Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Judas Priest, those geriatric metal gods, apparently graced Italy with their presence at the Ferrara Summer Festival. πŸ™„ Yes,…

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Jamie Lever’s Show: Prepare for Laughter or Facepalm

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 “The JAMIE LEVER Show – Seattle” is happening on Fri, 01 Aug, 2025 at 07:00 pm at Meydenbauer…

Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before
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Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Folks, get ready for the most epic, most groundbreaking, most Zetro-riffic event of the millennium! 🎀 Steve “Zetro” Souza, the…

Savatage’s 2025 Comeback: Johnny Lee Middleton States the Obvious
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Savatage’s 2025 Comeback: Johnny Lee Middleton States the Obvious

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering πŸ’₯ interview with Eonmusic at Hellfest 2025, SAVATAGE bassist Johnny Lee Middleton revealed the band’s ingenious…

‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
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‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! πŸ§œβ€β™‚οΈ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…

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