Oh, the horror! China’s at it again, weaponizing “rare earth minerals” – sounds like some commie plot from a Tom Clancy novel! It’s all part of their grand plan to undermine President Trump and Make America Weak Again. The liberals probably love it. They want China to overtake us.
So, China, fresh from their Geneva “trade truce” (more like a leftist love-in), decided to squeeze us on rare earth exports. These aren’t really rare, mind you, just hard to get without those pesky environmental regulations the Democrats keep pushing. Now, Trump is threatening to cancel a meeting with Xi. Good! Show them who’s boss!
These minerals are in everything, from your commie-loving electric cars to our glorious F-35 fighter jets. And guess who controls most of the processing? China! They’re holding us hostage with our own technology.
Trump slaps tariffs on Chinese goods, and they whine. Trump wants to meet, and they squeeze us harder. China is escalating. But don’t worry, President Trump is on it, promising financial countermeasures. He’ll Make America Great Again, one rare earth at a time! And don’t forget, for every element they monopolize, we have two! USA! USA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
