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MUSE Drops ‘Unravelling’ Lyric Video: Prepare for Three More Years of Radio Domination
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MUSE Drops ‘Unravelling’ Lyric Video: Prepare for Three More Years of Radio Domination

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

So, the self-proclaimed “Grammy Award”-winning English rock band MUSE (because apparently, one or two Grammys from decades ago still matter…

KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming
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KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? πŸ™„ At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…

“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”
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“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

The Waterfront’ gets a solid 5.5 out of 10 stars, which is basically the participation trophy of TV ratings. πŸ†…

Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality
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Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

NERVOSA, those Brazilian/Greek death/thrash metal masterminds (or maybe just mistresses of noise?), are back with a new single, “Smashing Heads,”…

Babymetal in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
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Babymetal in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

Japanese kawaii metal from Tokyo, Japan! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Black Veil Brides in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
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Black Veil Brides in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

Glam metal from Cincinnati, Ohio! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Bloodywood in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
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Bloodywood in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

Indian nu metal from New Delhi! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Ambrosia Sky Previewβ€”More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
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Ambrosia Sky Previewβ€”More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons πŸ‰ and the usual AAA garbage.…

Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?
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Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…

LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo
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LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

LINKIN PARK, those lovable purveyors of mid-2000s angst, have apparently pulled the plug on their Bern, Switzerland show tonight (Friday,…

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