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Laughs on the Lawn: A Night So Funny, Even Marjorie’s Statue Will Crack a Smile
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Laughs on the Lawn: A Night So Funny, Even Marjorie’s Statue Will Crack a Smile

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Laughs on the Lawn (LOL!) at Marjorie Park, Sept 20th, doors at 6:00 PM, show 7:00-9:00 PM. Prepare…

“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble
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“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩Mark your calendars!🗓️Sept 20, 2025, Norton Museum🏛️will premiere Child Support 2! 🎬Walk the red carpet, meet the cast (if…

Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…

Mudvayne vs My Neighbors 🤘😂
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Mudvayne vs My Neighbors 🤘😂

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2025

Skip the neighbors — see Mudvayne LIVE 🔥👉 https://goseeit.live/46tzd6G #ad #creatornation Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)
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Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. FOO FIGHTERS, the band that DEFINITELY needed another drummer (said no one ever 🙄), apparently played their…

CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
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CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…

Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…

‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
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‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…

Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

STORYTIME WITH VIOLET: ONLY FOR THE TRULY DEGENERATE
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STORYTIME WITH VIOLET: ONLY FOR THE TRULY DEGENERATE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**Storytime with Violet is a night of stories you’ll NEVER forget! 🤡Eris Mainstage, Doors: 6:30 PM, SHOW: 7:00 PM. Cast:…

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