Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)
Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🤘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…
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Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🤘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…
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So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
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