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Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed
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Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Apple TV+, bless their cotton socks, πŸ™„ has decided to grace us with a “glimpse” (read: the bare minimum to…

Brad Gillis of NIGHT RANGER Bows Down to His Dark Lord OZZY OSBOURNE: “He Made Me What I Am Today, A Guitar-Slinging Minion”
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Brad Gillis of NIGHT RANGER Bows Down to His Dark Lord OZZY OSBOURNE: “He Made Me What I Am Today, A Guitar-Slinging Minion”

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

NIGHT RANGER, those purveyors of totally awesome 80s cheese πŸ§€, decided to “honor” Ozzy Osbourne on Saturday, July 26 at…

A typical metal festival somewhere in Poland!
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A typical metal festival somewhere in Poland!

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Pewel Forever Festival vibes! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
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Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…

OASIS DEDICATES SONG TO OZZY: IS THIS THE END OF ROCK N’ ROLL
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OASIS DEDICATES SONG TO OZZY: IS THIS THE END OF ROCK N’ ROLL

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

So, like, OASIS – yeah, those guys who haven’t had a relevant song since your grandma’s dentures were new –…

George Lynch and His Mob of Sycophants Debuts: Prepare for Guitar Wizardry (and Maybe Some Nap-Worthy Moments)
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George Lynch and His Mob of Sycophants Debuts: Prepare for Guitar Wizardry (and Maybe Some Nap-Worthy Moments)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

🎸 So, it seems “legendary” (according to whom? πŸ€”) guitarist George Lynch, fresh off the “LYNCH MOB’s” farewell tour –…

Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
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Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…

Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr
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Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oh, look! πŸ™„Turns out that the only way people remember who Ozzy Osbourne is (or…

‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)
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‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)

FinnJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, joy! πŸ™„ After a geological epoch of 30 years, during which the cinematic landscape evolved faster than a Charizard…

MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
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MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…

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