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Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)
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Roger Glover: YAWN! New Deep Purple Album Probably Coming Next Year (Again!)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, bless their little cotton socks! DEEP PURPLE, those geriatrics of rock, are STILL at it! 🤣 Roger Glover, the…

My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾
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My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live 🎫😾

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2025

Show alert 🚨 Grab your tickets for the next Deftones tour here: https://goseeit.live/4pdzzGO #CreatorNation #ad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

Emperor, Mortiis, and Faust to Grace the Stage at 2026 BEYOND THE GATES Festival: Prepare for the Most Trve Kvlt Reunion of All Time (Maybe)
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Emperor, Mortiis, and Faust to Grace the Stage at 2026 BEYOND THE GATES Festival: Prepare for the Most Trve Kvlt Reunion of All Time (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Ah, BEYOND THE GATES! The festival so metal, it makes Vikings weep with joy… or maybe it’s just the lutefisk.…

Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..
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Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

And will they open it for us?.. #KnockinOnHeavensDoor #BobDylan #GunsNRoses #OceanVibes #SeaView #CoastalLife #OceanWaves #BeachMood #ClassicRock #MusicShorts #OceanShorts #PeacefulVibes #WavesAndMusic…

Marvin Hunter: Because Sundays Weren’t Already Depressing Enough
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Marvin Hunter: Because Sundays Weren’t Already Depressing Enough

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

Marvin Hunter, aka #GrumpyUncle, found comedy in the U.S. Navy⚓️. Now, he’s gracing The Comedy Bar (address unknown) with his…

K-Popocalypse: Demons vs Lip Sync
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K-Popocalypse: Demons vs Lip Sync

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

You wanna get wild? Okay, I’ll show you wild! Welcome to KPop Demon Hunters Sing-Along, an interactive sit-down movie screening…

Coco: Cry Your Eyes Out in Public
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Coco: Cry Your Eyes Out in Public

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

Movie starts at sunset (7:30 pm)🤣. _Coco_ for the terminally hip. Yerba Buena Gardens is calling! Pack a picnic basket…

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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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