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Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026
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Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire🔥! Nintendo, bless their little hearts, decided to drop a “bomb”💣 (more like a…

Paralysis in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2025)
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Paralysis in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Thrash metal from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

D.R.I. in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2025)
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D.R.I. in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

Crossover thrash from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

✨ Pixies at Asheville Yards — Where Is My Mind? 🎸🔥 (Sept 10, Asheville)
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✨ Pixies at Asheville Yards — Where Is My Mind? 🎸🔥 (Sept 10, Asheville)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

On September 10th at Asheville Yards, the Pixies played a killer set packed with hits. This video captures their iconic…

Pixies in Asheville, NC (09/10/2025)
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Pixies in Asheville, NC (09/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 10, 2025

American alternative rock band from Boston, Massachusetts! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Your cat says NO 😾 but Cannibal Corpse says GO 🤘
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Your cat says NO 😾 but Cannibal Corpse says GO 🤘

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 10, 2025

Cannibal Corpse awaits — grab your tix now: https://goseeit.live/47xT46L #ad #creatornation Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
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CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…

Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Convention—Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time
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Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Convention—Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, wait, it’s just IRON MAIDEN’s geriatric 👴🏻 drummer, Nicko…

PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices
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PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

PAX West 2025, oh boy, what a circus🤡! I braved the crowds to witness previews of such groundbreaking titles as…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 SYSTEM OF A DOWN, those guys who haven’t released a decent album since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth…

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