ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)
Fan-filmed video of ACCEPT’s June 3 gig at Gröna Lund in Stockholm is here! If you’re desperate enough to watch…
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Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)
English extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
GUNS N’ ROSES Announce Fall 2025 Tour Dates (Get Ready to Wait, Again)
OMG! 😱 Guns N’ Roses, those geriatric rockers 👴🎸, are apparently still alive and kicking (or at least, attempting to).…
KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…
LEGO One Piece Sets: Netflix Collab Nobody Asked For
Ah, yes, the Blue Sea…or should we say, the Blue-tiful cash grab 💰! LEGO, in its infinite wisdom (or lack…
Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…
Beyonce’s Booboo: Did the Bey-Hive Get a Free Show
**Bow down, peasants! 👑 Our benevolent Queen Bey, in her infinite wisdom and grace (and questionable fashion choices, let’s be…
In Flames at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/05/2025)
Swedish melodic death metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
As I Lay Dying in Russia! 🇷🇺💀 The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained 🤡
Once a metalcore star, now a walking PR disaster, Lambesis is launching a one-man nostalgia tour in Russia (and several…
Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…