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Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame
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Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another ‘Karate Kid’ movie? Seriously? 🤦‍♂️ It’s like Hollywood is stuck in the ’80s, recycling the same tired…

Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction
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Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

So, our favorite🎸 (or not?) Dane, Michael Poulsen from VOLBEAT, graced The Mistress Carrie Podcast with his presence. 🎤And guess…

Jerry Cantrell at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/04/2025)
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Jerry Cantrell at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/04/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

Alice in Chains! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
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Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens

FinnJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…

TennoCon Turns Double Digits: Prepare for Disappointment and Warframe Updates You’ll Complain About
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TennoCon Turns Double Digits: Prepare for Disappointment and Warframe Updates You’ll Complain About

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Ah, Tennocon, that yearly pilgrimage to the Digital Extremes altar where we, the faithful Tenno, gather to receive our yearly…

Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)
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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

English post-punk! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
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Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…

SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
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SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…

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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025June 4, 2025

English post-punk!

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