Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
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Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen
We’ve seen the last of Deadpool’s solo adventures, or have we? 🤔👊 It’s not like Ryan Reynolds is tired of…
Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and…
ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…
Ontario Gets Blessed with a Dose of MercyMe’s Amazing Christian Rock and Possibly a Few Bad Haircuts
🙌 What to Expect Yay, volunteering! 🎉 You’ll have a blast, we swear. Here’s the lowdown: Support the event, artists,…
Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 — Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot 📻🇸🇪🤘
«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» 💀😱 Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…
Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds
Get ready for the most epic gaming event of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Game Con Canada and NAGIS are taking…
Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…
Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…