Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military helicopter crash in Central Texas, and I have to say,…
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Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…
Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour
In a shocking turn of events, Chad Gray, the legendary vocalist of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has announced a solo tour…
Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! 🎉 Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…
Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The trial of Luigi Mangione, the…
Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…
Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good movie about…