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Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon
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Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind FILTER, and Jim Louvau, vocalist of THERE IS NO…

Anneke Van Giersbergen Abandons All Hope Beyond Cashing In On 30 Year Old Album
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Anneke Van Giersbergen Abandons All Hope Beyond Cashing In On 30 Year Old Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, ANNEKE VAN GIERSBERGEN IS BACK WITH THE GATHERING AND I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING 🤧!…

Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy
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Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

The first trailer for A24’s Primetime has dropped, and it’s a wild ride. Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen, the…

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
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Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2026August 17, 2026

English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
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Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2026

English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes
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Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Staten Island judge has put the brakes on New…

Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
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Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…

Pentagon Gets Funding, Lindsey Graham Gets Ego Boost
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Pentagon Gets Funding, Lindsey Graham Gets Ego Boost

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
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Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…

NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
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NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…

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