Oh Great Another Movie About Your Mother Because Clearly The World Was Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and spiritually uplifting movie of the year? 🎥👊 I…
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Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Jeanine Pirro, the DC US attorney, got a tongue-lashing from…
Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
Alternative metal from Little Rock, Arkansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…
Spiritbox in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
Alternative metal from Victoria, British Columbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge has set a…
Judge Reluctantly Lets Justice Department Off the Hook Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge, Amit Mehta, has…
The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…
Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…
White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…