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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…

Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Blackened doom metal from Aachen, Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
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Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…

Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…

Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Madeline Elizabeth Johnston — American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and audio engineer from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and banjo player from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Western/post-punk from Denver, Colorad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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