Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
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Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine 🌎💀! His latest masterpiece, The…
Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…
True Lies, Metalhead Edition
No Poster? Nice Try Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
When the Martians unleashed Chris Barnes on Earth
Six Feet Under has landed! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Once Upon a Time in a Metalhead Family
True Family Values. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
St. Butt: The Worst Thing Ever Found in Stan’s Ass
The object was identified! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…
The Vatican delegation at a Rotting Christ show 💀
"Brother, I fear we are at the wrong event." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…