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CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently
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CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Tucker Carlson’s latest comments on Trump, and I have to say, it’s…

Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Snake Father in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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Snake Father in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Downtempo beatdown deathcore from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

I Am Mook in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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I Am Mook in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Deathcore/metal from Jacksonville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now
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You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione’s legal troubles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Senators Want Trump’s Secret Crypto Deal Exposed Already
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Senators Want Trump’s Secret Crypto Deal Exposed Already

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
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Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…

The Proud Metal Dad Moment
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The Proud Metal Dad Moment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Parenting done right Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently
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The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it’s festival season again, and you know what that means – a plethora of reunions, comebacks, and…

Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist
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Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan state senator Mallory McMorrow is making some interesting statements about…

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