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Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently
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Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about America’s 250th birthday celebrations, and I have to say, it’s been quite the drama-filled…

Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently
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Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump’s latest strategy, and I have to say, it’s…

GOP United Yeah Right
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GOP United Yeah Right

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…

Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now
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Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Democratic Party, and I’ve got to…

Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🀘
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Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🀘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 26, 2026

Every metal vocalist has met this guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg
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You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pete Buttigieg’s latest ordeal, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently
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Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I just can’t help…

Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
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Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? πŸ™„ In…

Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse
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Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire investor Leon Black is set to testify before Congress on…

Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised
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Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and I have to say,…

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