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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
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Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
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Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…

Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
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Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…

CNN and friends demand White House access back
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CNN and friends demand White House access back

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…

Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
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Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…

Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
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Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…

PUBG Mobile Sells Out to One-Punch Man Crossover Cash Grab
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PUBG Mobile Sells Out to One-Punch Man Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

PUBG Mobile has just announced a new collaboration with the anime series One-Punch Man, because what’s a better way to…

Lavina & Alexandra Căpitănescu in Belgrade, Serbia (09/19/2026)
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Lavina & Alexandra Căpitănescu in Belgrade, Serbia (09/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 21, 2026

Alternative Rock/Metal from Serbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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