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Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual
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Collins Embroiled In Allegations Of Totally Normal Politics As Usual

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Senator Susan Collins, and I have to say,…

Remembering Angry Anderson, Rose Tattoo frontman
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Remembering Angry Anderson, Rose Tattoo frontman

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 23, 2026

Australian rock legend Angry Anderson, who soundtracked Kylie's wedding in Neighbours, dies aged 79 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes
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Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen my fair share of launch day disasters and server crashes. But have you ever…

Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again
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Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. The Trump administration is using national security…

Carnifex in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)
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Carnifex in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 23, 2026

Deathcore from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

All Shall Perish in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)
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All Shall Perish in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 23, 2026

Deathcore from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Extermination Dismemberment in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)
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Extermination Dismemberment in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 23, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from Belarus Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
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President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood
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Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Camp Mystic tragedy, and I have to say,…

ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
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ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…

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