Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Alternative metal from Montesano, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
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Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Sludge metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
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Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
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Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
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