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S.W.A.G. “The Art Experience” 2026: Now With 50% More Actual Art and Less Pretentious Bullshit

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

SWAG Art Experience: Art Basel’s cooler, Orlando cousin is back! 🎨✨ Mark your calendars for **December 6, 2024**, from **3pm…

Solving World Peace Through The Power of Faddis’ High Notes
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Solving World Peace Through The Power of Faddis’ High Notes

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Jazz legend Jon Faddis is gracing a venue near you, probably to prove he can still hit the high notes…

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Rooftop Party for the ’99 & 2000s’ Takes a Break Because Even Nostalgia Needs a Nap

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 Cringe Alert: The ‘No New Music’ Party Time-Travels to 2002 🚨 LOL, imagine paying for a “surprise theme” that’s…

Requieren Pide: NJICCP Revoluciona las Familias con Soluciones Positivas que Nadie Pidió
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Requieren Pide: NJICCP Revoluciona las Familias con Soluciones Positivas que Nadie Pidió

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready for “Soluciones Positivas para Familias,” because nothing says fun like seven mandatory Thursday mornings listening to the NJICCP.…

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Youth Endowment Fund Grants Itself Permission to Actually Help Kids

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 Another riveting Zoom call awaits! Join the ‘Youth Endowment Fund’ on Thursday 29th January 2026, 10:30-12:00 via MS Teams…

South Florida Strawberry Festival 2026: Now With 50% More DeSantis and 100% More Crowded Parking
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South Florida Strawberry Festival 2026: Now With 50% More DeSantis and 100% More Crowded Parking

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Get ready to panic-buy tickets for the South Florida Strawberry Festival in Boca Raton on January 17, 18 & 19,…

Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)
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Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Лидер украинской группы «Воплі Відоплясова» Олег Скрипка с концертом в Шарлотт, Северная Каролина, в рамках своего нового тура по США/Oleg…

The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’
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The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Hold onto your spiked leather jackets, kiddies, because the godfathers of British punk are officially dusting off the cobwebs, rebooting…

Hollywood, Please Bring Back Making-Of Documentaries (So We Can See How Much Better It Was Before the CGI Overkill)
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Hollywood, Please Bring Back Making-Of Documentaries (So We Can See How Much Better It Was Before the CGI Overkill)

FinnJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Marvel has officially entered its “Plotting the Void” era, and honestly, it’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it…

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The Enduring Spell of Curiosity Cabinets or How We Rearranged the Universe Just to Show Off Our Weird Rocks

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Mark your calendars for September 26, 2025, because you’re definitely going to “attend” this online-only Zoom lecture. 📅💻 Get ready…

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