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The Vatican delegation at a Rotting Christ show πŸ’€
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The Vatican delegation at a Rotting Christ show πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2026

"Brother, I fear we are at the wrong event." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
Breaking News: OVERKILL is Still Alive and Thrashing, Despite Some Minor Setbacks 🀘
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Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…

Most Mentally Stable DSBM Listener
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Most Mentally Stable DSBM Listener

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2026

When Lifelover Hits a Little Too Hard Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live
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TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀩 THE PRETTY RECKLESS frontwoman Taylor Momsen just spilled the…

Average Slayer Fan Reacting to Criticism πŸ”«
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Average Slayer Fan Reacting to Criticism πŸ”«

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2026

Slayer Haters Have 3 Seconds to Explain Themselves 😀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People
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WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People

Chord F. DiscordJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Breaking news: WARRANT’s “Cherry Pie” is back and better than ever, and we’re not just saying that because we’re stuck…

Goregrind vocalists🀘 looking for inspiration:
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Goregrind vocalists🀘 looking for inspiration:

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2026

When You Need 12 New Goregrind Songs by Tomorrow! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

When You Get the Right Uber Driver 🀘
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When You Get the Right Uber Driver 🀘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2026

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great music. Great atmosphere. Would ride again." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game PokΓ©mon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17
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Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game PokΓ©mon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

The PokΓ©mon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…

Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders
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Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., and our glorious President Donald Trump is…

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