**Grab your medal and your drama, it’s time for the After Party!**
🎉 Hosted by Well Social Co x RUNEASY at Azara Coffee Shop, this is where you’ll pretend you’re not dying after 13.1 miles.
What’s in store? Medal selfies (because *obviously*), a DJ to drown out your heavy breathing, and a cold plunge to question every life choice. Plus, a **lululemon pin** so exclusive even your grandma won’t know what it is.
Show up with your medal, your squad, and that one story about “the hill that tried to kill you.” You’ve earned the vibes—now let’s make them legendary. 🏃♂️✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
