CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
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Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise
It’s that time of the month again, folks, when PlayStation Plus decides to bless us with a new batch of…
Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase
Microsoft just dropped a ton of Xbox announcements, and we’re talking new Forza Horizon 6 peripherals, the latest Game Pass…
2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…
Gavin Newsom Confidently Declares California Safe from Iranian Drones, FBI Memo Be Damned
Oh look, Gavin Newsom’s in a panic over some unverified Iranian drone threats—how convenient for the Golden State’s drama queen…
WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎭 Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…
DHS: Woman Tried to Turn ICE Officers Into Roadkill in Minneapolis, Then Things Got Bullet-y
President Trump, the undisputed king of truth and justice, has once again proven why he’s the only one who can…
Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…
Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
GOV’MENT SHUTDOWN CAN’T STOP THE INFLATION FIRE, DATA DROPPING THIS MONTH
The Deep State Bureau of Labor Statistics is crawling back to work, probably to cook up some numbers against our…