Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…
Hold onto your hairspray cans, folks, because SKID ROW bassist Rachel Bolan just discovered he can do… everything 😱. On…
Hold onto your taco hats, metalheads 🌮🎸 because Therion just dropped a symphonic metal album so extra, it needs TWO…
In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Ghost of Slipknot Past is Back, and He’s Brought a Crowzade! 🎉 Let the 666 Days…
🧟♂️ ATTENTION, MAGGOTS & MONSTER-FREAKS! 🧟♂️ Slipknot’s Vol. 5: The Search for More Money has officially begun, and this time…
🚨 BREAKING: SNOT COMPLETES FIVE NEW SONGS, REVOLUTIONIZES HEAVY METAL (OR AT LEAST THEIR GARAGE) 🚨 🤘🎸 In a shocking…
OMG! 😱 Sepultura, those ancient Brazilians👴 with their didgeridoos and tribal beats🥁, are STILL around? After, like, FOUR DECADES of…
In a groundbreaking interview with Troy Culpan of May The Rock Be With You (a website so cool, you’ve probably…
Sid Wilson, the guy who mashes buttons in SLIPKNOT (yeah, that band your mom hates 👵), has launched Vomit Face…
