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Tag: Smartphones

China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China is doing alright for itself, despite all the doom and gloom we’ve been hearing…

Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data
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Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Google is at it again, trying to convince us that we need yet another gadget to track our every move,…

TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
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TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…

Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026
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Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

IFA 2026 has come and gone, leaving in its wake a trail of exciting new tech that’s got this gamer’s…

UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction
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UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get charged up, folks, because UGREEN just unveiled its MagFlow Series, a lineup of Qi2 25 W…

Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The age-old question: which is worth more, a company that’s…

Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The European Commission is trying to level the playing field in…

OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
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OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…

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