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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re traumatized! 😱 Check…

16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI
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16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again! Now they’re blaming Artificial Intelligence for teen suicides. Can you believe it? It’s…

TGS Productions Throws Snowflake Convention
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TGS Productions Throws Snowflake Convention

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 TGS bros are throwing their 10th All White Party! 🙄🙄🙄 Fri, Aug 29, 2025, 7 PM-1 AM at…

Texas Dems Throw Epic Tantrum: Demand Police Escort Back to Work After Hissy Fit
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Texas Dems Throw Epic Tantrum: Demand Police Escort Back to Work After Hissy Fit

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Texas Democrats, still whining about President Trump’s glorious redistricting plan, are staging another one of…

Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
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Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…

CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude
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CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at…

Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)
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Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Spirit Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy like a snowflake in July, is already crying about “going-concern doubts.” I bet those…

William Webster, guy who used to run the FBI and CIA, finally kicks the bucket | CNN Politics
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William Webster, guy who used to run the FBI and CIA, finally kicks the bucket | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! William Webster, head of the FBI and CIA, is dead at 101. Sounds…

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take
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Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, another “expert” from the Deep State swamp at CNN telling Israel how to defend itself! This Miller character probably…

Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
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Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another attack on REAL Americans! This time, it’s a “possible landing gear incident” on an American Airlines flight.…

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