Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at the CDC. Why? Because he blamed the COVID vaccine – probably dreamt up by Soros and Hillary in a pizza parlor basement – for his ‘depression.’ Newsflash, buddy: your commie tears are no match for Trump’s America!
Apparently, this triggered individual managed to shatter a whole bunch of windows. Maybe he thought he could break into the CDC and expose the deep state’s secrets? Good thing our brave CDC security guards were there to stop him before he could cause any REAL damage.
And who shows up to survey the scene? None other than Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a true patriot! Of course, the liberal media is twisting this, saying RFK Jr. is ‘anti-vaccine.’ More like pro-freedom!
Now the snowflakes at the CDC are crying for ‘more security.’ Maybe they should try a little less virtue signaling and a little more MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
