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Tag: Snowflake

University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities
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University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, another day, another shooting. You just KNOW it’s those liberal professors at the University of New Mexico filling young…

Harvard’s Huskiness Hustle: Trump’s Brain Freeze Threatens Science
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Harvard’s Huskiness Hustle: Trump’s Brain Freeze Threatens Science

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, the outrage! CNN is clutching its pearls because some snowflake got a little roughhousing from our brave boys in…

Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich
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Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Another case of the liberal media trying to undermine our brave men and women in…

GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
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GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…

BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes
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BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Another day, another libtard snowflake getting a free pass! This Willits kid, probably a closet socialist, gets drafted and suddenly…

CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
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CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…

Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
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Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…

Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not
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Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that Samsung is looking into AI-powered earrings and necklaces? Sounds like the perfect way for the…

“Trump’s Budget: A Totally Not Shady Gift to His Rich Buddies”
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“Trump’s Budget: A Totally Not Shady Gift to His Rich Buddies”

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Bernie “Feel the Bern” Sanders, still whining in 2025! Apparently, President Trump’s booming economy and America First…

‘I wanted to do something to fight back’: Developer creates totally useful app to stop ICE raids, probably
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‘I wanted to do something to fight back’: Developer creates totally useful app to stop ICE raids, probably

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, another snowflake app! This time, it’s to help illegals evade ICE. Joshua Aaron, a “musician and developer” (code…

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