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Tag: Snowflake

“Trump’s Budget: A Totally Not Shady Gift to His Rich Buddies”
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“Trump’s Budget: A Totally Not Shady Gift to His Rich Buddies”

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Bernie “Feel the Bern” Sanders, still whining in 2025! Apparently, President Trump’s booming economy and America First…

‘I wanted to do something to fight back’: Developer creates totally useful app to stop ICE raids, probably
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‘I wanted to do something to fight back’: Developer creates totally useful app to stop ICE raids, probably

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, another snowflake app! This time, it’s to help illegals evade ICE. Joshua Aaron, a “musician and developer” (code…

Delta Flight Turns Into a Bonfire Because Someone’s Phone Was Having a Bad Day
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Delta Flight Turns Into a Bonfire Because Someone’s Phone Was Having a Bad Day

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another LIBERAL causing chaos! Apparently, a Delta flight had to make an emergency landing because some snowflake’s “personal…

Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…

ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
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ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…

Artist Desperate to Cling to Trump’s Fading Glory with Statue Gig
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Artist Desperate to Cling to Trump’s Fading Glory with Statue Gig

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, another “artist” throwing their hat into the ring for President Trump’s “Garden of American Heroes,” eh? I bet this…

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
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Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…

Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain
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Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another leftist snowflake crying about something President Trump is doing to Make America Great Again! This time, it’s…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
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Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale
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Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Another day, another Libtard endangering hardworking Americans! This time, some woke paraglider, probably funded by Soros, decided to attack a…

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