Another day, another LIBERAL causing chaos! Apparently, a Delta flight had to make an emergency landing because some snowflake’s “personal battery” decided to spontaneously combust. Probably one of those fancy electric scooters they use to avoid walking and breathe in our precious, Trump-approved, carbon emissions.
Of course, the FAA is “investigating.” Translation: wasting taxpayer dollars to figure out how to regulate something that’s probably just a case of someone not knowing how to handle their precious gadgets. “Smoke in the cabin” – sounds like a Bernie Sanders rally!
Delta says the “flight attendants worked quickly.” Good, they should! It’s their JOB! And “followed procedures to safely divert the flight?” Well, duh! What else are they gonna do, parachute into the Everglades?
The FAA “allows” these lithium-ion ticking time bombs. Of course they do! Probably written by some tree-hugging, granola-eating bureaucrat who thinks batteries are gonna save the planet.
No injuries, they say? Well, next time, let’s hope these liberals learn a lesson and stick to good old-fashioned American products. And maybe fly Trump Airlines.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
