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Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway
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Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
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Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…

Empire State Building’s Impenetrable Fortress Breached Again With Ease Apparently
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Empire State Building’s Impenetrable Fortress Breached Again With Ease Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A daredevil couple, Angelina Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov, decided to…

Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
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Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…

You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…

ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
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ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦‍♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…

Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now
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Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US government lifting export controls on Anthropic’s most advanced AI models,…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

Biggie’s got Fed problems now
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Biggie’s got Fed problems now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems President Trump has suffered a major setback in…

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