Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…
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Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Former President Barack Obama is calling…
Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…
Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently
The Beekeeper 2 is coming, and I’m only slightly excited, mostly because I have nothing better to do with my…
Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen
In a move that’s either a brilliant solution or a desperate attempt to salvage a potentially troubled production, Warner Bros.…
New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…
New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…
Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…
Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…
MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the MAGA movement has a bad case of…