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Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…

AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story. Apparently, the Justice Department is saying…

Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…

Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
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Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…

Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
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Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…

Meta Returns to Courtroom for Another Thrilling Episode of Social Media
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Meta Returns to Courtroom for Another Thrilling Episode of Social Media

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A trial is underway in Oakland, and it’s a big deal.…

Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is trying to have it both…

Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin
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Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Hollywood has lost another talented young star, as Hayden Panettiere, the actress known for her roles in Heroes and Nashville,…

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