Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…
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Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox
Jason Bateman, bless his heart, is *vaguely* aware that you exist, you degenerate furries, and that some of you are…
Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”
So, Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s “Louder” show decided to grace ATREYU vocalist Brandon Saller with a question of utmost importance:…
Ex-ARCH ENEMY Singer ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ Blames YOU For Her Existential Crisis
OMG! 😱 Former ARCH ENEMY vocalist Alissa White-Gluz wants you to know how much she appreciates your “love and support”…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…
GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that some RINOs are squawking about President Trump’s AMAZING new…
X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because some pro-Trump accounts on X (formerly Twitter, may it rest in…
Wyatt Feegrado & Luke Abranches: Who Are These Guys and Why Should We Care
**OMG! Wyatt Feegrado, the social media SENSATION, is gracing Norwood Theatre! Started comedy at SIXTEEN in San Francisco, CA, now…
LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen
LAMB OF GOD, those elder statesmen of metalcore dad-rock, have graced us with “Parasocial Christ,” a three-minute sonic tantrum designed…
Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…