70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…
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K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)
Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 K.K. Downing, formerly of that band JUDAS PRIEST (you know, the one he dramatically QUIT 🙄),…
Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Oh, sweet merciful indie game gods, Opus Major (who?) has graced us with MAJJAM, a co-op adventure game where apparently,…
Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…
Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…
Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man
So, LAMB OF GOD, bless their little metal hearts, got to play at Ozzy Osbourne’s “farewell” (yeah, right, we’ve heard…
SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)
Okay, so like, Konami had a panel at Anime Expo 2025 for Silent Hill f, and it was totally mind-blowing……
Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…
Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…